I've had an idea for a coffee-table book.

It will be composed of big double-page colour pictures of me holding a map. My body and facial expression will be one of not giving a damn.

Below each photo, there will be captions such as:

“Spain and Portugal, who cares.”

“The Amazon rainforest, big fucking deal.”

“Stupid Kamchatka Peninsula. Sure it is exciting (not).”

“This is a patch of land in the middle of fucking nowhere.”

The title? Atlas Shrugged